Saturday, April 29, 2006

170. Contributed by William:

This Citroen idiot thinks that continental cars can park outside the lot, but fails to realise in Singapore you get your picture in the Parking Idiots blog for doing that. Smile, fool, you are on PI camera!

Taken at Queensway Shopping Centre on 21 April 2006

169. Contributed by Terence:

This weekend idiot has an inferiority complex. He feels his car is so tiny that it's a motorbike. So he goes and parks it in a motorcycle lot (you can't really see from this angle, but his left side is on the bike lots). There are soooo many empty carpark lots around the carpark - you can even see in the picture - but this fool has to deprive the bikers of their designated lots.

Taken at Blk 129 Bedok Reservoir Road on 22 April 2006 at about 5:45pm.

168. Contributed by JY:

This is another idiot who thinks he's a pilot, needs the white line as a guide to parking. So, this fool uses the white line to great effect, parking smack in the centre of 2 lots. Wondering where he got his driving .. I mean, pilot's licence.

Taken at Abacus Plaza in Tampines on 20 April 2006.

167. Contributed by Ramon:

This idiot needed a huge parking space as he did not have the skill or confidence in parking properly like other normal drivers. I pity the fool.

Taken at Ang Mo Kio. Submitted on 22 April 2006.

Friday, April 28, 2006

166. Contributed by Alex:

Another idiot challenged by a parking lot, and losing badly. Such a small car, one would think any idiot could park properly - but not this idiot. He prefers to be an inconsiderate jerk and leave the car occupying 2 lots.

Taken at Sunctec City on 21 April 2006 at about 9:00pm

165. Contributed by Sue:

There are 2 idiots in this picture - one a car that encroaches into the next lot slightly, but enough to give trouble for the next driver. And another idiot - the huge truck, that seems to be making a delivery - by blocking the whole driveway! What was he thinking - when there was a proper lot he could have easily parked in. Totally inconsiderate!

Taken at Yishun Ave 5. Submitted on 21 April 2006

164. Contributed by Sgwifi:

It's time to give the idiot cars a break, and take a look at 2 wheeled idiots. Here's is an idiot biker who can't afford a car, but still wants to park on a car park lot. Perhaps, he should volunteer to cough up $90 a month for an MSCP car season parking coupon, before continuing this foolish behaviour. Seem's this nutter has been depriving cars of this lot for months now.

And even on such a big lot, this idiot still can't park in the centre but does it on the line - just as most bikers ride on the lane dividers on the road. Must be some fetish about bikers and white lines on the road...

Taken at an MSCP Jurong West St 65, on 21 April 2006 at about 11:00am

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

163. Contributed by sfx:

This idiot Beemer driver thinks cars parking on the left will only be tiny Kanchils; that's why he parked too far to the left and took up part of the next lot's space. He might as well have parallel parke on the 2 lots, since nobody else could park there anyway, with him being so inconsiderate.

Taken at Blk 448A MSCP Sin Ming Ave on 21 Apr 2006.

162. Contributed by Clarke:

This idiot trying to hide his poor parking in the dark; but our intrepid cameraman is able to capture this poor sod's Toyota Corolla - smack in the centre between 2 lots.

Taken at Sin Ming Road, taken on 21 April 2006

161. Contributed by J:

Another NUS Parking Idiot. Looks like Parking is not one of the core subjects this idiot is taking in University.

Taken at NUS. Submitted on 20 April 2006

160. Contributed by Kenny:

This idiot Nissan just got "summoned" by our photographer for parking beyond his lot and depriving another car of a proper carpark lot. See the white pieces of Parking Idiot labels on the bonnet and windscreen.

Taken at a Condo at Hillview Avenue. Submitted on 20 April 2006.

159. Contributed by MHC:

See this selfish idiot parked so comfortably between the handicap lot and the walkway? Well, it's actually a No Parking spot, because that's where the ramp is for the disabled to use. So this moron, by parking here for his own convenience, is effectively blocking the use of the ramp and the handicap lot. Seems that this nutjob has been doing this pretty frequently. I recommend for the contributor to call the Traffic Offence hotline.

Taken at Blk 530 Serangoon North Ave 4. Submitted on 20 April 2006

158. Contributed by Clarke:

This one is the biggest idiot on the blog so far... huge trailer truck, parked like a blithering idiot along a fast 70kph busy road just after a bend, forcing other drivers to swerve or change lanes suddenly. Contributor sent a copy of the pic to the TP. Hope this trailer driver learns a hard lesson.

Taken at Pandan Loop. Submitted on 20 April 2006

157. Contributed by Xed:

Another idiot driver who's challenged by claustrophobia of parking within a lot. Or perhaps, he he's afraid of the dark and wanted to park nearer the streetlight. Whichever case, this one is a moron for blocking the road and not parking properly.

Taken at the carpark near the Great World City hawker centre. Submitted on 19 April 2006

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

156. Contributed by CHS:

This idiot paint truck driver thinks he can paint his own carpark lot! What the heck was he thinking to park like this?! Sotong Idiot Class.

Taken at Serangoon Ave 4 Blk 221 on 19 April 2006 at about 4:45pm

155. Contributed by Mocha:

This idiot missed the carpark altogether and hit the sidewalk. Nearly parked the car inside the living room!! I wonder if he was trying to protect part of the bonnet from rain.

Taken at the carpark of Blk 115B Commonwealth Dr on 19 April 2006 at about 4:15pm

154. Contributed by Travis:

This idiot was caught double-parked at the exit to a petrol kiosk, and blocking the rest of the cars from exiting. He could have been more considerate and parked to the side rather than clog the exit on at a peak period.

Taken at the Esso kiosk outside Changi Prison on 19 April 2006 at about 7:00pm

Saturday, April 22, 2006

153. Contributed by chewinggum:

Here's an idiot SUV (yet another SUV) that thinks it's perfectly alright to stop on the double-yellow line of a narrow and busy road, and leave his car whilst he takes his time to run errands. The photographer waited more than 10mins to see who came to drive off - but no one did. If the idiot wanted to leave his car there for some time, at least he could have been considerate and parked in the adjacent lane, and not block the main road. Typical Class 1 Sotong idiot.

Taken at Katong Road, outside Sea Avenue on 19 April 2006 at about 1:30pm

152. Contributed by Peter P:

Yet another Hyundai with little knowledge or skills in parking, automatically qualifying as an Idiot Parker. And the next car, the blue Mitsubishi also becomes an accomplice idiot by following the first idiot. Our photographer manages to stick a Parking Idiot label on the Hyundai idiot.

Taken at Blk 163A Gangsa Road MSCP on 20 April 2006 at about 10:00pm.

151. Contributed by Jason:

These bike lots seem to be very popular with SUVs... this is the same set of bike lots previously parked on by another idiot SUV in Photo 091. Now this copycat idiot is following in the first idiots footsteps..I mean tyre tracks. Strange; perhaps there's a sign there that says "Motorcycles or Idiot SUVs parking, whichever comes first".

Taken at Blk 232 AMK Ave 1 on 18 April 2006 at about 5:00pm.

150. Contributed by Jason:

Yet another inconsiderate disabled lot hogger! I would like to advise all those able-bodied drivers without any handicap label on your car, to park in a regular lot - lest your car's photo be displayed here. Worse, get a $400 summons from HDB/URA for illegally parking in a disabled lot. Remember, they are also monitoring this blog - and they know where you live!!

Taken at Blk 232 AMK Ave 1 on 18 April 2006 at about 5:00pm.

149. Contributed by Jason:

This truck driver belonging to PUB probably knows his pipes, but knows nuts about parking considerately. He left his big-assed truck at a double-yellow line, and at a corner, moreover - blocking anyone who is turning. What an inconsiderate idiot!

Taken at Blk 232 AMK Ave 1 on 18 April 2006 at about 5:00pm.

148. Contributed by Joey:

Here's another idiot dicing with danger. He's got the first lot on the set of carpark lots. This should allow any normal driver to parallel park easily and neatly, within the lot. But not this moron, he prefers to do it the hard way. From the angle of the photo, you can't really see, but the car is parked at an angle, and the ass is way on the road.

Taken at Taiseng Drive. Submitted on 18 April 2006

147. Contributed by Sammy:

This is another idiot who does not like to park fully in the lot, but prefers to leave his ass hanging out. The problem with this is for the next lot's driver, who also has to reverse out, will have a problem turning his car to the left to leave the lot. So the idiot's inconsiderate behaviour will cause problems for others.

Taken at a Tampines MSCP on 17 April 2006.

146. Contributed by anonymous:

Here's another idiot new car owner - more concerned about protecting his boot that he forgot that his bonnet is in harm's way! Wonder how'd he'd feel about parking properly, if he came back to see the front of his car smashed in?

Taken at NUS. Submitted on 18 April 2006

145. Contributed by MG:

The effect of parking like an idiot, too close to another lot; and another driver decides to teach the idiot a lesson by parking close to the idiot's car. Let's see how this moron Toyota Corolla driver gets back in his car.

Taken at Cineleisure open carpark on 17 April 2006 at about 9:00pm.

Friday, April 21, 2006

144. Contributed by Lindy:

This idiot driver has made no attempt whatsoever to park! Just coasted to a stop in the parking lot, with half the car jutting out onto the driveway! What an absolutely inconsiderate moron!

Location not stated. Submitted on 17 April 2006.

143. Contributed by MHC:

This idiot Toyota Vios driver has the gall to just leave his car on the road, without bothering to park in a lot; and there are many empty lots available. This super Idiot prefers to just park in front of the sheltered drop off point and save a few steps of walking for his own convenience, but to the great inconvenience of everybody else. And he has been parking overnight like this on numerous occasions, too! This kind of moron deserves his car to be towed away.

Taken at Serangoon North Ave 4. Submitted on 17 April 2006

142. Contributed by BC:

Here is another Honda driver under the delusion he is driving a tank and needs a laager to park his car. What an idiot; someone should squeeze a truck next to him to teach how to park the hard way.

Taken at a condo carpark at East Coast Road on 9 April 2006 at about 10:15pm.

141. Contributed by CM:

Yet another Lexus idiot. Ok, I understand this carpark was designed in the horse and carriage days before big cars became common in Singapore, and therefore the lots are small - but this is ridiculous. Shows pure laziness on the Lexus driver's part in not making any effort to park properly at all.

Taken at Shaw Centre (Lido) Carpark on 16 April 2006 at about 6:15pm.

140. Contributed by Mabel:

Here's another cuckoo-brained BMW driver. New car, so he prefers not to get it dented at the back, but leaves the front out of the car park lot far enough that any passing vehicle can crash into it. The TP should review their driving test passing standards - this blog is definately showing a serious lapse in the parking skills of many drivers.

Taken at Centrepoint carpark on 16 April 2006 at about 1:45pm.

139. Contributed by Jigsaw:

I despise those able bodied persons that occupy disabled parking lots for their own convenience, thus depriving of an actual disabled people of their allocated spaces. Here is yet another example of such a Parking Idiot, incredibly lazy to walk just a few metres from normal parking lots, but prefers to hog a disabled person's lot near the lift lobby. And there is an actual disabled person who would park here, if not for this moron. The photographer had also signalled her displeasure by leaving a note on the idiot's windscreen.

Taken at Cote d'Azur condo on Marine Parade Road. Submitted on 16 April 2006

Thursday, April 20, 2006

138. Contributed by Jason:

This series of pictures is different from our usual contributions. This is not the fault of the drivers this time, but of the authorities to whom we pay $$ each month for parking; authorities who have failed to provide a safe place for the incredibly expensive motor vehicles of Singapore, even though they happily take the money to provide the parking space.

I wonder if the poor drivers now have to bear the costs for this disaster to their vehicles, as most insurance companies do not cover damage by "acts of God" even though the fault lies in the poor design of the carpark, with an inadequate or poorly designed drainage system.

Seems that this is not the first time flooding, but has happened several times in a year, with the latest on Good Friday 14 April, and Monday, 16 April 2006

Taken at Blk 146 Bedok Reservoir Road on 16 April 2006 after the recent heavy downpours.

137. Contributed by saikc:

This idiot driver is not only foolish, he's confused as well. Notice the Toyota brand mudflaps at the rear wheels of his Suzuki car. Perhaps this idiot thinks this is the beach instead of a carpark. Someone take away his carkeys and give him a bike's padlock key - it would not make a difference.

Taken at a condo carpark near Bt Gombak MRT station on 16 April 2006

136. Contributed by koh:

This is really too much! My grandmother could park better than this... without her spectacles, even. Who gave this moron a licence? Please revoke this idiot's licence asap!

Taken at the carpark in between the Bukit Batok East Community Centre and Blk 271, Bukit Batok East Ave 4 on 15 April 2006 at about 9:15pm.

135. Contributed by incredibly super:

This idiot Honda driver is so hopeless at parking, I think if you gave him a bus bay to park in, he'll still miscue. The best is to take the car away, and give him a bicycle to ride. Even an idiot should be able to park a bicycle properly.

Taken at the Esplanade on 13 April 2006

134. Contributed by Ryan:

Hot car, idiot driver! This Chrysler driver should check back into driving school immediately, as he obviously cheated on his parking test. Best if he gives up driving altogether and just sticks to walking.

Taken at Peninsula Plaza on 15 April 2006

133. Contributed by Ryan:

Wow.. this Sunny driver is not only a Supreme Idiot Parker, he's also a dangerous nut - look at the damage sustained on the car. This definately proves this idiot cannot park or drive properly - TP, please quickly review his licence for the safety of everyone else.

Taken at Peninsula Plaza on 15 April 2006.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

132. Contributed by YHL:

This idiot in a Toyota sports car not only does not know how to park straight, he also is doubly idiotic to occupy a disabled lot. This type of clowns are probably mentally disabled.

Taken at Blk 91 Bedok North Street 4 on 15 April 2006.

131. Contributed by Mambo:

This idiotic Lexus driver thinks that parking out of the lot onto a tiny driveway is quite alright. He must be wanting for some passing truck to sideswipe the boot of his Lexus. What an idiot - where did he learn parking?

Taken near Singapore Indoor Stadium, at the Taiwanese Porridge restaurant on 14 April 2006, at about 12:00pm.

130. Contributed by Bent:

This Jaguar driver must have poor eyesight in the dark, as he is unable to distiguish the lines on a parking lot. Oops... if you can't see, you shouldn't be driving! What an idiot!

Taken at the carpark opposite Centrepoint on 7 April 2006 at about 10:00pm.

129. Contributed by Pua:

What can I say about this one: offpeak car, lots of highly visible dents, totally hopeless at parking - this one has signs of being a dangerous idiot driver - I would highly recommend the authorities to review this idiot's licence to drive. Classified: Blithering Idiot Sotong Class 1A.

Taken at MSCP opposite Blk 334 at Sembawang on 4 February 2006.

128. Contributed by Esmund:

Here's another idiot who does not understand the meaning of carpark lots. He probably thinks they are cute decorative patterns painted on the roads to brighten up a drab tarmac.

Taken at Tampines Interchange carpark. Submitted on 14 April 2006

127. Contributed by Steven:

This idiot SUV driver wants to park as close as possible to the exit. Heck, he should have just parked it in the lift lobby - he is being inconsiderate to everyone already by parking here; and especially when there are so many empty lots about. What an idiot!

Taken at Tanglin Shopping Centre. Submitted on 14 April 2006.

126. Contributed by CCF:

This new black Beemer driver is too rich. He can afford a new car, and also can afford for it to get dented soon after buying. Looking at the way it is parked so near the other car, I would not be suprised if the idiot's BMW got a few dings when the other car driver came to drive off. So the moral of the story is: being an Idiot may not only inconvenience others, it may also hurt the Idiot himself.

Taken at Lion City Hotel carpark. Submitted on 14 April 2006

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

125. Contributed by luvduck88:

This is a constant and selfish Parking Idiot of the Cockroach Class, who deliberates parks like this every night to prevent others from parking in the adjacent lot. This kind of idiot should be introduced to the parking attendant with a parking summons invitation.

Taken at Block 65A Kallang Bahru multi-storey carpark Deck G. Submitted on 13 April 2006.

124. Contributed by Kelvin:

This white Honda MPV is driven by a complete idiot - who got out, coolly admired her parking skills and walked away! Sotong Class 1 Idiot.

Taken at the Macdonalds restaurant at Block 4 Toa Payoh Lorong 7, on 12 April 2006 at about 3:30pm.

123. Contributed by Devilz:

This Merc driver must think his car is way too big to fit into a carpark lot, and just decideds to leave it in the middle of the carpark. Sotong Class 1A idiot - fresh from the market. How in the world did they get their licence??

Taken at Textile Centre, Jln Sultan. Submitted on 13 April 2006

122. Contributed by Devilz:

What's up with Mazda drivers? Do they find parking extra challenging? Earlier it was that idiot in the white Mazda parking in the middle of the road and blocking everyone; now, this classic Sotong Class idiot who, amazingly, misses such a large parking lot and parks well into the next lot.

Taken at Jln Sultan Textile Centre - submitted on 13 April 2006.

121. Contributed by Jason:

Large truck driven by an idiot! 4 parking lots! Is he even allowed to be here? There are supposed to be heavy vehicle lots for these monsters. At least he is not being a road hazard. Still.. it's asking to be summoned!

Taken at AMK Ave 1 on 13 April 2006 at about 3:15 pm.