Thursday, August 31, 2006

361. Contributed by M&S:

Here's another weird parking - vertical parking om a horizontal lot. What was he thinking!! Where on earth did he learn his driving?

SFD7724G. Taken at National Stadium carpark. Submitted on 28 August 2006.

360. Contributed by Frustrated:

This is one of those photos that make you go: "What the ....!"

Kudos to the contributor for these magnificent photos. What the heck is this idiot thinking of, parking like this? Does he own the whole building, to make this walkway his personal car porch?

And whatever inconsiderate attitude he has - you gotta hand it to him, he has excellent parking skills to squeeze this car into this tiny passageway without scratching it - i think only a couple of inches of clearance on each side! Amazing!!

SCW4717H. Taken at Duxton Hill, on 29 August 2006 at about 6:00pm.

359. Contributed by GnK:

This is probably a common sight in private estates, but it does not make the driver of this van any less of an idiot - for blocking the road during a busy peak paeriod, obstructing pedestrians from using the walkway, and forcing them into danger by having them walk around the van.

GQ2528J. Taken at Jalan Senang, on 25 August 2006.

358. Contributed by GS:

This idiot Cefiro driver is a very inconsiderate jerk - he has parked across 2 lots, on an extremely busy and crowded road outside Mustaffa Centre, where cars are actually queuing up to park.

SDW9614B. Taken at Mustaffa Shopping Centre. Submitted on 30 August 2006.

357. Contributed by RugRat:

Selfish Mercedes driver. This idiot has been parking like this frequently at this Hospital Carpark - if he's a doctor, should get his brain scanned.

SDS917H. Taken at the Raffles Hospital carpark, on 29 August 2006 at about 11:00am.

356. Contributed by cantstandparkingidiots:

This beemer driver is obviously a supreme idiot. Such a wide carpark lot, even my grandmother could park with her eyes closed. And it's not even a new car - what's your excuse, moron?.

SCN4565B. Taken at the MSCP behind People's Park Complex, on 19 August 2006 at about 6:30pm.
355. Contributed by Raizin:

Here's an idiot Volvo driver. He left his car parked at a No Parking zone, inconsiderately blocking the exit to a set of motorcycle lots - trapping the bikers, whilst this idiot coolly went about doing his shopping. Someone should tow him away.

SDZ100K. Taken at Suntec Carpark at Conrad Hotel, on 26 August 2006 at about 2:30pm.

354. Contributed by JustLounging:

Look at this Mercedes - the idiot driver chicken out from trying to parallel park in the lot - and just left his wide-assed car parked on the other side, and blocking the road. He's not only a chicken - but an inconsiderate idiot as well.

SFH5115G. Taken at Zion Road Food Centre. Submitted on 29 August 2006.

353. Contributed by Nash-Ty:

There are 2 idiots here, a Black Altis and a Silver Vios. The Vios driver thinks he's SMART - well he's just a dummy in reality. Both these 2 idiots parked their cars blocking the only motorcycle lots and causing great inconvenience to the bikers.

SFQ9599U. Taken at Armenian Street, behind the Guiness Substation on 27 August 2006 at about 10:00am.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

352. Contributed by gOtChA!!!:

Here's a foolish Camry who's learned the hard way not to park like an idiot - you notice the parking offence notice - justice is alive!!

SFD1452E. Taken at SGH on 28 August 2006 at about 11:30am

351. Contributed by chewinggum:

Here are a couple of supremely inconsiderate idiots. Parked along a busy road at peak hours, blocking traffic from using the filter lane, causing an obstruction and massive jam. They think that leaving the hazard lights on whilst they go about their business excuses their idiocy. A traffic cop should give them a note to teach them otherwise. Too bad the car in front was not identified... at least we got the idiot Tuscany.

SFJ9992D. Taken at Hillstreet. Submitted on 28 August 2006.

350. Contributed by Crazee Wolf:

Another three stooges in a row. These three idiots have qualified for the hall of fame of idiots award. Someone should tow all three vehicles away and leave them three bicycles to ride home.

SCJ3196K, SDV3618S & GX6867S. Taken at Blk 501 Jurong West St 52 (Market) on 27 August 2006 at about 11:00am.

349. Contributed by JohnnyLite:

This is a supremely selfish idiot. Just because he's got an expensive new car - he thinks it's ok to take up 2 lots without caring how others are deprived. Someone should clamp all his brand new wheels.

SGG9420S. Taken at Asia Chambers Building. Submitted on 28 August 2006.

348. Contributed by * _wasnt_.... SetH __ SyLvEsTeR[*]:

I know for a fact there are many lots available - if one was not a lazy idiot - at Ngee Ann Polytechnic. Just need to walk a bit to reach the destination - but not this idiot, who blatantly deprives motorcyclists of their rightful parking.

GU6832H. Taken at Blk 47 Ngee Ann Polytechnic. Taken on 25 August 2006 at about 1:00pm.

347. Contributed by FA:

A taxi driver who yearns to ride a motorcycle. Didn't they teach him at taxi school that motorcycle lots are NOT for taxis to park in? Simply idle idiot.

SHA2003D. Taken at Blk 792 Yishun. Submitted on 28 August 2006.

346. Contributed by Catcher Light:

This is a very wide lot, enough for a Hummer to park in - but our idiot here can't even manage to park his tiny car properly. 'Nuff said - send this idiot back to driving school.

SFQ423C. Taken at Blk 689 Choa Chu Kang Crescent. Submitted on 28 Aug 2006.

345. Contributed by ATAN:

This is a strange idiot. There is a perfectly good carpark space the right, yet this guy chooses to park in the no parking area, whilst eating into the carpark lot. No other driver would be able to park there, and also forces the car on the left to park away. What gives?

SDW2720Z. Taken at Centrepoint carpark. Submitted on 28 Aug 2006.

Monday, August 28, 2006

344. Contributed by superwoman:

This huge Hino prime mover, obviously not supposed to park in this carpark, has taken up 2 lots in illegally. The carpark attendant should issue 2 notices to this idiot.

XA9666E. Taken at Simei Street 4. Submitted on 19 June 2006.

343. Contributed by ryan:

This looks like someone who may have parked for just a few minutes whilst he was out to buy some food from the hawker centre. But, in reality, this was just a lazy and selfish idiot who conveniently parked here, blocking access to the motorcycle lots, whilst he went to get a meal at his leisure.

The photo was taken by a biker, who had to wait nearly an hour, whilst repeatedly sounding his horn - but the idiot Honda driver did not bother to move his car. This kind of moron should be towed away.

SFU106Y. Taken at Blk 232 Ang Mo Kio on 25 August 2006 at about 8:30pm

342. Contributed by babyface:

A selfish idiot who does not know how to park. Probably drives as dangerously as he parks. Someone should clamp this idiot.

GX687J. Taken at Telok Blangah MSCP. Submitted on 28 August 2006.

341. Contributed by Vikki:

This green car, with a green driver, believes that motorcyle lots are perfect places to park his car. I wonder if this what he was thought at driving school.

SDU9118C. Taken at Kovan's Heartland Mall on on 27 August 2006 at around 1:00pm.

340. Contributed by ck:

Here's a Merc driver who believes that his car is too big for his lot, so he decided to own 2 lots. I wonder if he was too cheap to pay for 2 parking spaces.

SBF8217J. Submitted on 27 August 2006.

Sunday, August 27, 2006


I think this blog has progressed to the stage where it needs it's own logo! I've designed one here; what do you all think? I would also love some better suggestions, if you think this is not good (I'm not really a graphic design artist).

I've also got a couple of charts up. These two are for idiots charted by marque and by type. I'll update them every now and then. These two charts are not yet complete, as I have only started keeping track of the stats since the last hundred and fifty or so. Let me know if there are any other stats you would like to see.

339. Contributed by Pinky:

This silver SUV, driven by an idiot driver who knows nuts about parking, has encroached on the next lot, forcing the next driver to follow suit and park like an idiot as well. Fortunately, the space next to the other driver is dead space, thus saving more drivers from the SUV's folly.

SGK921B. Taken at Queensway Shopping Centre. Submitted on 27 August 2006.
338. Contributed by AA:

The three stooges. The Hyundai starts off parking idiotically, and the other 2 idiots in the Volvo and Toyota follow suit, getting worse. Monkey see, monkey do. These foolish drivers should just give up driving and stick to walking.

SGD1232L, SCQ8776S & SDP586U. Taken at SAF Ferry Terminal carpark on 12 July 2006 at about 10:30am.

337. Contributed by bigcarsowhat:

Here's an idiot who's conveniently left his Toyota Mark X blocking the driveway of a carpark, creating an unnecessary blindspot and obstruction, and forcing other drivers to navigate around his car. Selfish moron!

SGC4631D. Taken at Shaw Centre on 26 August 2006 at about 1:00PM.

336. Contributed by PTI:

Another idiot Nissan driver who is unable to just distance and parks into another lot. Looks like the next car is forced to park away as well.

SDT5025T. Taken at the MSCP near Smiei MRT on 25 August 2006 at about 5:00PM.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

335. Contributed by alwaysParksuisui:

Here's a Hyundai who is utterly confused about parking straight. This idiot is trying to hide his car around the pillar.

SDT3494K. Taken at The Post Centre on 26 August 2006 at about 12:30PM.

334. Contributed by Wayne:

Yet another Nissan - this time a pickup, who hogs the disability parking space... another prime idiot. Kiasu, lazy, inconsiderate idiot.

GZ2535R. Taken at SAFRA Mount Faber on 25 August 2006 at about 10:40pm.

333. Contributed by Wayne:

Another disability parking space hogging idiot. Don't these drivers have a conscience about those who truly need such space? Why not park on a normal lot and just walk a few meters more? Typical kiasu Singaporean?

SGE367H. Taken at SAFRA Mount Faber on 25 August 2006.

332. Contributed by 320:

Another Beemer at this condo. Really beginning to suspect that beemer drivers in this condo are not parking trained. Perhaps Performance Motors should recall the cars, or the drivers?

SCN16X. Taken at Sommerville Park Condo. Submitted on 26 August 2006

331. Contributed by jazzman:

Here's a Kia trying a head-in parking but failing miserably. Poor idiot, must have had a lousy driving instructor - should demand a refund.

SFL1985S. Taken on 20 June 2006 at about 7:50AM.

330. Contributed by GJ:

Here's an idiot biker with delusions that his motorcycle is a car. Has parked on a car lot as he is too lazy to go up to a bike lot. Not to worry, the parking attendent has been alerted.

FE6136C. Taken at Blk 299 Compassvale St MSCP on 26 August 2006 at about 12:30AM.

329. Contributed by TheWarden:

Here's another capable and selfish idiot who's decided that he's more deserving of a disability parking space than those who are actually needing it. Even though there are other normal lots available. Probably the same kind of clown that would rush for MRT seats ahead of pregnant ladies, senior citizens or disabled people.

SFF8698G. Taken at Jervois Jade Apartments on 9 August 2006 at about 3:45PM.

328. Contributed by CL:

Here's a MPV driver who is clueless about parking head in. My advice to the idiot is to follow the teachings of the driving school, reverse in to park.

On a side note, look at the silver car on the left side - it's also parked on the edge of the lot: borderline idiocy.

SDG6358U. Taken at Jurong East Swimming Complex on 25 August 2006 at about 12:00PM.

Friday, August 25, 2006

327. Contributed by AP:

Another bigshot Lexus which is too big for 1 car lot. Maybe LTA should issue new guidelines on creating carpark lots, where the new width allows cars to park parallel in vertical parking lots. After all, nearly 300 idiots so far show that they are unable to park within a normal parking lot.

SBC3388Y. Taken at Valley Point on 25 August 2006 at about 1:00PM.

326. Contributed by F:

A bright red Toyota Vios, driver obviously failed at parallel parking - even though it's a pretty big lot. This idiot can't even get it right when there are no other cars to block him from parking properly, and too lazy and selfish to adjust after realising he has not parked within the lot.

SFX9702X. Taken at Lengkok Bahru Estate on 23 August 2006 at about 11:00PM.

Thanks for Contributing

I would like to register my thanks to everyone for their continued support of this blog. Including the detractors. I have read the often hilarious comments these guys make, including the threats and other rethoric about how bad this blog is, etc. Thanks, guys... really funny.. you make my day...

There's even been some suggestions for the authorities to check out illegal and idiotic parking. And seems that a major spot is the Old Airport Road Hawker Centre. This was sent to me by a reader called Amanda (thanks!). She claims that lunch and dinner periods are the best time to catch these idiots in action, along the narrow service road to the carpark, near blocks 47 and 49 and even at the disability parking spaces.

And here's a funny picture from another reader, Parkwell (thanks, dude!). Seems like an appropriate parking space for our usual bunch of idiots:

325. Contributed by Mr.YongTauFoo:

Another Malaysian car. This time parked on a disability parking space. Yet another inconsiderate idiot - I wonder how they'll like it if they were disabled and had to park in a narrow lot far away, because some inconsiderate moron was parked in a lot meant for them.

JJN5536. Taken at Blk 149 Silat Ave on 24 August 2006.

324. Contributed by alwaysParksuisui:

2 idiots in a single photo. This Malaysian driver must be oblivious to Singapore traffic laws; he's cooly parked his car smack in front of a bus stop and left it there. What an idiot! Should not be driving on Singapore roads if he does not know the rules. The idiot motorcyclist is just as bad, parked under shelter of the bus-stop, and occupying the space meant for pedestrians and commuters. Not only selfish, but dangerous. Both deserve some fines from the authorities.

JHQ132 & FT928Y. Taken at Telok Kurau Road on 22 July 2006.

323. Contributed by ahchong:

Oooh... this is the newest car featured so far.. SGK series. The driver must have just upgraded from riding motorcycles to driving cars, but he still thinks like a motorcyclist and has parked in motorcycle lots. Perhaps the idiot should trade in his car for a bicycle and keep practicing the traffic rules till he gets them right.

SGK3616M. Taken at Tanglin Halt Road Market on 24 August 2006 at about 8:45pm.

322. Contributed by Love Hurts:

Normally I would consider such parking as borderline idiocy, and not post them. But this idiot has parked like this next to a lot that is beside a wall. Such "next-to-wall" lots are difficult to park in, in any case, without idiots like this making it worse. Seems that 2 other cars tried to park there, but had to give up and find other lots, due to this moron's selfishness.

SFW702R. Taken at Boon Keng Hawker Centre MSCP on 23 August 2006 at about 1:00pm.

321. Contributed by Sin_Man2:

Motorcyclists are getting some attention now, and these 2 idiots are in the news because they parked on a disability parking space. They must be buddy idiots. How inconsiderate!

FX3203P & FQ223M. Taken at Blk 49 Lor 5 Toa Payoh on 24 August 2006 at about 3:30pm.

320. Contributed by Max Lim:

Here's a new Toyota taking up 2 lots - perhaps it's an extra long MPV; who says size doesn't matter? I wonder why the driver prefers to park this way... is he simply lazy? Or he does not know how to park?

SGG7442S. Taken at Kaki Bukit on 30 May 2006 at about 4:00pm.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

319. Contributed by Bob:

This is an amazing photo. The idiot in this case is the Lexus - as you can see by the lighter area on the bottom middle of the photo, he has parked out of his lot into the next lot. The gutsy Hyundai driver deliberately parked very close to the Lexus, undeterred at all, and well within his own lot (in fact, as you can see from the red circle, he is so close that his side mirror is overlapping the Lexus's). I hope the Lexus driver learned a good lesson in parking - I wonder how he managed to exit the carpark without damaging either car!!!

SBG383J. Submitted on 23 June 2006.

318. Contributed by NI:

This is a dangerous and selfish truck driver. Not only did he park illegally blocking the access to a fire hydrant, he also parked crookedly into the next lot, thereby preventing another driver from parking there. At first the contributor thought this truck was making a delivery, and thus would be there only a short time - but, hours later, the contributor noticed that the truck was still parked at the same spot. Somebody issue him a parking offence notice!!

YL2104L. Submitted on 23 June 2006.

317. Contributed by Pure Devil:

Here are 2 idiot bikers with grandiose ideas that four wheels from 2 motorcycles are equal to four wheels from 1 car. Perhaps they should start paying the same road tax, car park charges, COE and whatever other taxes that car owners pay, before having such foolish ideas.

FN8451J & FBA3841R. Taken at Blk 657 Choa Chu Kang on 24 June 2006.

316. Contributed by dawnlite:

Another idiot driver who thinks the whole carpark belongs to him and his puny car. I think he's got an inferiority complex, gauging from the size of the spoiler. The car was seen parked like this nearly the whole day, depriving someone else of parking on the next lot - the selfish moron.

SFC1777Z. Taken at United Square on 15 August 2006 at about 12:30pm.