541. SJG 9817 X

Contributed by ET:

This is another WTF! kind of parking. This idiot had the cheek to drive up a kerb and park next to a fire hydrant. From the looks of the damage to his undercarriage, it seems that he is no stranger to idiotic parking. I wonder how many other pieces of public property he has damaged with his "off-road" parking? The authorities should consider sending him a summons for blocking the fire hydrant.

Taken at Toa Payoh, beside Fire Hydrant No. 10132, on 3 Feb 2011.

540. JJR 1249

Contributed by ET:

This Johorian Perodua Myvi has the dubious honor of being the 1st Parking Idiot of the Lunar New Year. In the year of the Rabbit this idiot's car, which also resembles a tiny rabbit, is taking up the space for 2 larger vehicles.  Either Malaysians also fail at parking, and come and give themselves a bad name in Singapore, or this Parking Idiot is color blind and is not able to differentiate the colors of the tiles demarcating the parking lot.

Taken at Sin Ming on 3 Feb 2011.

539. EY 8383 B

Contributed by UK:

Holland Village. The hotspot for Parking Idiots. Here's a Merc with a nice number plate - now infamous for joining the gang of Holland Village Idiots. Wonder what's his excuse for parking like this? "Er, sorry - was rushing to queue up for bak kwa so forgot how to park correctly."  Looks like he forgot to place parking coupons as well - so that should mean $30 x 2 for parking without coupons on 2 lots - should be cheap compared to the cost of bak kwa this Lunar New Year!

Taken at Holland Village on 31 Jan 2011.

538. SGA 1959 P

Contributed by zac:

Is it so hard to read the signs on the ground "MOTORCYCLES ONLY"? I mean, the words are very clearly written - in 200point, ALL CAPS, Bold, Arial font. Do these idiots need the words to be fluorescent as well? Or maybe in blinking LED lights? Or are these Parking Idiots just simply illiterate?

Hello, Idiot Toyota Vios driver - these are biker parking lots - when you park like this, where do you expect the bikers to park? On top of your car?

Taken at Bedok Central on 25 Jan 2011 at 9pm.

537. SFM 7294 H

Contributed by slackersg:

This one had me ROTFL! Seriously, how did this idiot actually pass the driving test? I am beginning to think that there is something fishy going on in these driving test centres, about how they issue parking idiots like this a driving licence.

Look at how perfectly aligned the centre of the car is to the yellow parking lot line! This one deserves the Parking Idiot of the Month award - someone get me his address, I'll send him a postcard!

Taken at United Square carpark at Novena on 24 Jan 2011.

536. SGQ 7805 B & SGY 3277 J

Contributed by zac:

Here's an innovative pair of idiots. One of the idiots starts by parking vertically in a parallel parking lot, and the other idiot joins him by parking vertically beside. What both these parking idiots fail to realise is that their actions cause to obstruct other vehicles from driving safely within the carpark. If, in the first place, there was sufficient space to draw 2 vertical carpark lots, the carpark planners would have done so already. Well, we get all sorts of parking idiots in this country - and these Corolla and Stream drivers prove it.

Taken at Jurong Point Shopping Mall car park on 23 Jan 2011 at 12:45pm.

535. SGV 9708 J

Contributed by BMan:

What a selfish and inconsiderate driver. Any normal driver would have re-adjusted his car after noticing he was parked out of the lot like this, but not this idiot. He thinks his Aveo can be parked on two lots without consideration to others. The SUV driver next to him was being too nice, I would have parked my truck so close to the Aveo's that the idiot driver would have had to crawl in from the passenger side to get to his seat.

Taken at Blk 395A Bukit Batok West Ave 5 MSCP on 22 Jan 2011 at 9:25pm.

534. SFV 2276 X

Contributed by YY33:

This is hilarious! HDB has kindly painted nice boxes demarcating each individual lot, yet this idiot in a Matrix is unable to get it right. What else can we do to help these parking idiots to park properly - put up poles and blinking lights? Maybe the idiot should just get out and push the car into the lot to park it correctly.

Taken at Blk 632 Pasir Ris on 22 Jan 2011 at 3pm.

533. SGF 5231 C

Contributed by RM:

What makes a driver a parking idiot? Not just an inability to park correctly - but also an inate selfish core in his or her brain. An able bodied driver should always have a thought about those who are less able. Thus, when a normal driver parks in a handicap zone and deprives someone else who more needy from parking there, it demonstrates a driver infected with Parking Idiot disease. It's a rot that starts in the brain and infects the rest of the body like a cancer. No known cures except hefty fines from the authorities. Pain starts from burning the pocket and cures the cancer.

Taken at Blk 684/685 Race Course Road Car Park on 20 Jan 2011.

532. SGU 6888 Y

Contributed by khim:

A Camry is not really a huge car. It's slightly larger than a Corolla, so any normal driver should be able to park it correctly. Only a Parking Idiot could park a car like this. Seriously - does this fella need guide poles or a valet to park his car? Perhaps he really should change to a Corolla - or even a Picanto - if he is unable to park a car like a Camry.

Taken at Waterloo St. MSCP on 18 Jan.

531. YM 6219 H

Contributed by khim:

Looks like truckers want to be on the web as Parking Idiots as well. This is the second truck of the new year. This one is really a downright moron - as he could have parked so much more onto his right without causing any inconvenience to anyone. But, noooo... he had to prove his idiocy by parking too much to his left and onto the next lot. 1st class parking idiot - probably can't distinguish his left hand from his right.

Taken at Greenridge Shopping Centre on 14 Jan.

530. SJF 8285 S

Contributed by Jas:

Aren't "P-Plate" drivers supposed to be already qualified at circuit skills like parking correctly before they are issued their licence? Well, obviously this idiot is one of those who must have cheated at the exam. How in the world could anyone consider this as proper parking? I suggest the Traffic Police might want to revoke this idiot's driving licence. Looks like he or she will be a major menace on the roads.

Taken at Bukit Panjang Plaza.

529. SBJ 308 L

Contributed by zac:

See what I mean about idiot BMW drivers? This one must be Mr Magoo - too blind to see if he's at all in a parking lot. BMW driver with inferiority complex - parking on motorcycle lots. Please go for counselling - you need the therapy, dude!

Taken on 13 Jan 2011.

528. GN 4007 Z

Contributed by Angry Resident:

Here is a prime example of inconsiderate parking. The is clearly a place for motorcycles to park, yet this idiot truck driver thinks he can just park anywhere he likes. This is a case of simply being too lazy to find a proper lot, but just taking the easy way out by parking illegally and inconsiderately for his own convenience. Only way for these idiots to learn a lesson is to get the vehicle clamped.

Taken at Blk 684/685 Race Course Road Car Park on 13 Jan 2011.

527. SJA 6589 E

Contributed by PP:

This BMW driver must very unskilled. Only a 5-series, but this idiot is unable to get this medium sized sedan parked properly - even when driving head in, when it is so easy to park into the centre of the lot. BMW drivers are surely making a mark for themselves as parking idiots - as so many of the cars displayed on this blog are Bimmers. Is that true? Are a majority of Bimmer drivers parking idiots? Discuss.

Taken at TechPoint (10 AMK ST 65) on 6 Jan 2011.

526. SJQ 8182 Y

Contributed by zac:

Another village idiot ... Holland Village Idiot. Has a problem in seeing in straight lines.  A perfectly painted bright yellow parking lot seems to be invisible in this moron's rear view and side mirrors. Idiots like these probably commit other infractions on the road, like failing to check blind spot when turning or changing lanes, a real menace to other road users.

Taken at Holland Village on 7 Jan 2011 at 12.30pm.

525. SGN 6049 P

Contributed by zac:

Holland Village seems to have an unfortunate number of parking idiots. Is it just possible that these morons actually think they are in Europe where there's an abundance of space, and they can just park anywhere, anyhow? I think it's more likely these idiots are just a bunch of inconsiderate, lazy bums who are just plain selfish.  The driver of this Honda Odyssey should undertake an odyssey to learn road courtesy.

Taken at Holland Village on 6 Jan 2011 at 1pm.

524. SJZ 4661 K

Contributed by zac:

Looks like the new year is bringing about a slew of Parking Idiots. Higher prices COEs have not dampened the idiocy of parking inconsiderately, as evidenced by this moron who is unable to differentiate where a car park lot begins and where it ends.  New car, new year, new idiot!

Taken at HDB Hub on 5 Jan 2011 at 1pm.

523. SGQ 5655 E

Contributed by Fiona:

1st Parking Idiot for the New Year... Welcome to ParkingIdiots.blogspot.com!! This idiot colt driver must have had too much booze during the New Year party and parked his car on motorcycle lots. Dude, I know a Mit Colt is small, but it's not so small to fit onto a motorcycle lot! Get your eyes checked, fella!