488. YJ9924B

Contributed by MrsProdrive SKC:

SIA should call this idiot up for pilot training. He can drive heavy vehicles, so can train on 747s straightaway. He's already got the parking down pat, now he only needs to be trained to fly.

Taken at East Coast Park Carpark F2. Submitted on 18 September 2006.

487. SCZ6322J

Contributed by celtic:

Here's a Honda City that belongs in the Swamp. This idiot is not only parking on motorcycle lots, but also unable to park straight. The driver must have learned his skills from a drunkard.

Taken at Clementi St 11. Submitted on 18 September 2006

486. SFS3215G

Contributed by Leon:

Another Sunny Idiot - these morons give all Nissan Sunny drivers a bad rep for parking. Are you guys also going down the dark path of the "Beemers and Mercs Who Can't Park Properly to Save Their Lives Club" aka Idiots Anonymous??

Submitted on 18 September 2006.

485. SFK9617H

Contributed by kinjai:

Come on! Look at the size of this parking lot - even a bus could be parked properly here, but this absolute moron in a Nissan Sunny can't even get that right! Please, Sunny Idiot... give up your licence and take public transport.

Submitted on 18 September 2006.

484. SFG399S

Contributed by FBI Rocket:

Looks like the idiot driver of the silver beemer can't park even when given a positive demonstration by the black beemer. No hope trying to train him - best thing is to revoke the driving license, and just give him a toy beemer to play with.

Taken at Blk 190 Toa Payoh Central MSCP on 17 September 2006 at about 10:45am.

Inconsiderate Bikers

Contributed by TWK:

I know that the HDB void deck is a popular place to organise events - be they weddings, funerals, grassroots activities, etc. However, those participants should have some consideration for the other people around them, and the other users of the carpark. The pictures below show scenes of absolute inconsideration, and socially unacceptable behavior by these motorcyclists.


I would urge organisers of such activities to remind their guests and attendees to park considerately and be mindful of other people when they attend such functions.

483. GY6907E

Contributed by FemiReG:

This moron van driver parked inconsiderately blocking other vehicles, including the contributor's car - and even when the contributor horned continuously did not appear to move his van. Only some 40 minutes later did the young "Ahbeng" moron turn up with his girlfriend to finally move the van. And no apologies even, just blank stares at the infuriated contributor - the girlfriend even had the gall to glare at the contributor, when informed that the illegal parking would be reported.

Sigh! These are the kind of morons given driving licences in Singapore ... perhaps the Traffic Police should incorporate a courtesy module into the highway code.

Taken at Bedok Central on 12 May 2006 at about 12:00pm.

482. GU6415D

Contributed by WeeWee

This idiot van driver, an uncle class moron, had the audacity to glare at the contributor and walk off, when the contributor pointedly stared at the man for parking at the disabled parking space. Not only an idiot - a undeniably selfish idiot!

Taken at Blk 97 Bedok North St 4 carpark on 16 September 2006 at about 12:00pm.

481. SDZ4994X

Contributed by T:

Now it's a Subaru - parked on motorcycle lots at Idiots Central .. I mean, Dawson Place. A gang of bikers should come and get really friendly with this idiot. Really "friendly".

Taken at Dawson Place on 17 September 2006 at about 3:00pm.

480. SQ8988H

Contributed by T:

Here's a fake Lexus. The idiot Harrier owner is a wannabe Lexus showoff by sticking the emblem in place of his original Toyota emblem. No class... just like his parking.

Taken at Dawson Place on 17 September 2006 at about 3:00pm.

479. ES9997E

Contributed by T:

Another idiot at Dawson Place who thinks his Honda is not a car but a bike. The authorities should remove 2 of his wheels as bikes are only supposed to have 2 wheels.

Taken at Dawson Place on 17 September 2006 at about 3:00pm.

478. SFS3883C

Contributed by T:

Dawson Place is fast becoming the hotspot for parking idiots - soon to take over Suntec City. Check out this idiot Beemer and the next 3 cars. Morons of a common feather flock together.

Taken at Dawson Place on 17 September 2006 at about 3:00pm.

477. SDE6168L

Contributed by tenchi_sensi:

Here's a rare Renault idiot parking out of his lot - and got "summoned" by our contributor - for inconveniencing the driver of the next lot! Note the flyer on the windscreen. Well, idiot - enjoy the photo of your car! Learn to park properly in future!

Taken at Blk 275 Tampines St 22. Submitted on 17 September 2006.

476. SGF5194B

Contributed by Shawn L:

Another photo that makes you go: hmmm......

What kind of ninny parks like this and not realise that his car may just be parked funny? And can just walk away like this? If this idiot thinks that this is normal parking, I shudder to think how he parks on other days!

Taken at the HDB Hub at Toa Payoh on 2 September 2006.

475. S4704CD

Contributed by Neighbour:

A diplomat not being very diplomatic by parking like an idiot. Whatever country you are from, this is not the way to park. Please submit yourself for a highway code retest - asap.

Taken at The Hillside condo. Submitted on 16 September 2006.

474. SGB2007A

Contributed by Ah Pui:

The Merc idiots are back in action, after feeling left out by the beemers, toyotas and nissans. And here is another monkey-brain parked in a lot big enough for his car, but not having the skill or the consideration to park within it.

Taken at Sheraton Tower on 12 September 2006 at about 1:45pm.

473. SBB688G

Contributed by Civic Mind:

A Colt driver, who should be Bolted to the ground for parking like a Dolt, and left to Molt.

Taken at Maysprings condo. Submitted on 16 September 2006.

472. SH3927P

Contributed by zeissjunior:

Another wannabe motorcyclist. Perhaps this idiot should stop driving a cab, and start doing deliveries for Pizza Hut. Then he can park on motorcycle lots all he wants.

Taken at 55 Chai Chee Drive. Submitted on 16 September 2006.

471. SFT9728Z

Contributed by Ken:

This is another prime idiot. There ought to be a new class of driving instruction for these morons: Class 3i (Class 3 idiots). How can anyone in their right mind park like this?

Taken at Hougang Plaza. Submitted on 16 September 2006.

470. SDT276T

Contributed by Daphne:

This X-Trail driver was forced to be an idiot by the earlier Corolla. And, from the cars following them - looks like a whole line of idiots that night at Mohd Sultan... a case of the blind leading the blind. I wonder who was the first daft fellow who started the ball rolling.

Taken at Mohd Sultan Road on 15 Sep 2006 at about 9:00pm.

469. SDT5386B

Contributed by Daphne:

This Corolla driver should be checked for drink driving, because the way he has parked points strongly to someone who is pissed drunk or does not know how to drive, or both.

Taken at Mohd Sultan Road on 15 Sep 2006 at about 9:00pm.

468. JHR4686, JJR7762, FV6522J & FV5479H

Contributed by * _wasnt_.... SetH __ SyLvEsTeR[*]:

A gang of biker idiots. 2 Singapore bikes and 2 from across the causeway - united in a common cause - to park like idiots. There's no changing some - perhaps should make this morons undergo the riding theory test again - since they are already at a technical school.

Taken at Blk 80 Ngee Ann Polytechnic. Submitted on 16 Sep 2006.

467. SFZ1854M

Contributed by wildfaye:

What?! Another motorbike lot thief! What's it with these idiots? Do they think that just because it's Sunday, they can park for free anywhere? Then should just leave their cars in the middle of the road, instead of depriving some bikers of their rightful lots! Selfish moron!

Taken at carpark at junction of Changi Road and Lorong Mydin, on 11 Jun 2006.

466. SFG8250J

Contributed by Ecold:

This Wish seems to be a borderline idiot. But read the story first: This dumbass drove in against traffic, and head first into a lot, which another driver was already reversing into! If the other driver was not alert - a collision would have occured. The story could have ended amicably if this ninny had realised his error and went to find another lot - but, no!

He just got out of the car, and pretended to fiddle with his phone, until the other driver drove off to find another lot and avoid a scene, and then this scumbag just walked off. Prime selfish idiot! If he loves this carpark lot so much, someone should just clamp all his wheels and chain them to the wall.

Taken at IMM, on 15 Sep 2006 at about 11:45am.

Statistics Update!

Some of you have been requesting for an update of the statistics of Parking Idiots caught. Well, glad to oblige! These charts are created from statistics of 280 parking idiots from the 460 caught so far (the rest not charted yet, because I only started keeping stats from about the last 280! There is an intent to get the stats of the initial 200, but that shall be on a best effort basis!)

Well - there are 3 charts which may be of some interest to you: By Marque, Type and Offence. If there are any other stats you wish to see, please let me know.


I also notice quite a lot of interest and heat generated in the comments sections of several posts, most notably by a reader called Subutex. I have followed the exchanges with great interest, and it is is heartening to know many of you really care about the inconsiderate behaviour of various parking idiots. And there are also others who either condone the inconsiderate behaviour or ask for moderation in comments. Well - I'll leave it to the readers - it takes all kinds to make this world, and I for one, believe strongly in the freedom of speech - tempered by a sense of decorum (that's why I delete the profane and racial comments). Please feel free to insult the parking idiots, as long as you refrain from using obscenities. Anyone offended by insults, may insult back - or ignore them - the freedom to choose is all yours.

I would like to thank all the contributors for their great efforts and wonderful photographs sent to me for publishing - some from as far away as England, South America and Australia. I am sorry I cannot publish all - especially those non-Singaporean - as the primary aim of this blog is to shame the Singapore idiots. The others I do not publish include those that lay on the borderline - and can be forgiven for some careless parking. We are out to get those blantantly inconsiderate morons that park on 2 lots, causing obstruction and road hazards, cars parking on bike lots and vice versa, illegal parking on disabled parking spaces. I welcome any entries with such parking.

I have also received several suggestions to improve the site. One of them is to have a numbering system for the comments, and perhaps, a date-time stamp. I have searched blogger's help - but have not been able to figure out how to do that. If anyone has an idea on how to implement such a feature, please let me know - so that the next time you respond to a comment, you can easily refer to it.

I am also thinking of a way to allow readers to vote for the worst parking idiot of the week, month, etc. Perhaps the best way would be to implement a rating system for each photo - and each reader to be able to vote once. Again - I would be grateful if anyone had an idea on how to implement such a requirement. I am also thinking of making a contest out of this and giving prizes to those who guess the worst idiot - but this would require sponsors, and perhaps advertising to generate revenue.

If you would like to send me your ideas and suggestions, please email to parkingidiot@gmail.com. I try to answer all email received - but you may have to wait a bit, as usually receive more email than I can cope with!!

465. SFY5992B

Contributed by emptycan69:

Big Merc with monkey brained driver, who does not know how to parallel park, nor has any civic consciousess to park closer to the kerb at the very narrow single lane outside Mustaffa Shopping Centre.

Taken at Mustaffa SC, on 9 Sep 2006 at about 12:20am.

464. SDL1914X

Contributed by SG Traffic Cop:

Here is an uneducated idiot - who does not know anything about parking. He's parked so far back into his lot, he's portruded into the lot behind - and forced the next driver to park out of his lot as well. Best thing for this kind of foolish drivers are to confisticate their licences and send them back to driving school.

Taken at Raffles City, on 15 Sep 2006 at about 8:20am.

463. SFK6679Z

Contributed by SAS:

This selfish idiot has parked on motorcycle lots, depriving the riders of their rightful lots. Super inconsiderate! This is the kind that would presumably turn out to be road bullies as well.

Submitted on 14 Sep 2006.

462. SFE4518A

Contributed by Mambo:

Yet another blurr monkey who does not understand that disabled parking spaces are for the vehicles with the disabled parking labels only. This idiot is obviously soft in the head as he conveniently parks here, when there are proper parking lots nearby.

Taken near Braddel MRT, at Toa Payoh on 13 Sep 2006 at about 1:00pm.

461. SFK2566S

Contributed by zeus207c:

This idiot has been repeatedly parking his Hyundai like this, and giving other drivers lots of difficulty to park in the next lot. A very, very selfish idiotic driver, whose car should towed to the nearest scrap yard - where he can park anyway he wishes.

Taken at Blk 768 Woodlands on 9 Sep 2006.

460. SFT4774Y

Contributed by capirexx:

An MPV trying to squeeze itself into motorcycle lots. This idiot driver must have been drunk if he thought motorcycle lots were the same as carpark lots. Some one should test him for drunk driving and let him take a rest in the cooler.

Taken at Horne Road on 13 Sep 2006.

459. SFS5554P

Contributed by MM:

Here's a monkey-brain in action. This parking idiot has been parking like this for at least 2 months and occupying 2 lots - and forcing the next lot to remain empty. This is a prime selfish idiot. They should clamp the driver as well as the car.

Taken at Blk 70A Redhill Close. Submitted on 13 Sep 2006.

458. SDN8631E

Contributed by CPC:

Another Nissan on motorcycle lots - do Nissan drivers suffer from an inferiority complex that frightens them from parking on proper carpark lots? Do they need psychiatric help? Perhaps it's just as well this is a hospital.

Taken at Raffles Hospital, on 13 Sep 2006 at about 2:00pm.

457. SDV5968L

Contributed by Pure Devil:

Another unskilled parker trying to show the world he can drive, when he can't even park. Give up dude, and take the MRT - it's a lot easier for you than pretending to drive.

Taken at Singapore General Hospital Carpark 4 on 13 Sep 2006 at about 10:00am

456. SCP3686G

Contributed by CyberCam:

So this idiot thinks that he owns half the road. Instead of parking parallel - he parks his ass onto half the road. I think some prime mover should move half his car and deposit it on the other side of the road - so that the idiot can own both halves of the road.

Taken at Flower Road on 13 Sep 2006 at about 9:30am

455. SFX5614Z

Contributed by JT:

An idiot Mazda 3 driver who can't park. Better scale down to a Mazda 0 and walk!

Looks like there's another idiot behind him - from the photo, it seems that he's also parked matching the Mazda moron's idiocy. Idiots flocking together.

Taken at the International Plaza. Submitted on 13 Sep 2006

454. FW7872L

Contributed by ollie:

Here's another inconsiderate biker - taking up a car lot with his tiny bike, depriving a rightful car driver from parking there. Bikes pay less or even do not have to pay to enter a shopping mall's carpark - but this idiot takes advantage of that and acts like a jerk, to boot.

Taken at the Forum Shopping Centre. Submitted on 13 Sep 2006

453. SFM2390X

Contributed by joe:

This MPV driver is not only an idiot - but also an inconsiderate ingrate as well, taking up two lots unnecessarily. Looks like the silver car next to it is also parked idiotically!

Taken at Serangoon Nth Ave 5. Submitted on 12 Sep 2006.

452. SBY305R

Contributed by KC:

Another pilot wannabe in a Toyota - dude, if you want to be a pilot, first buy an expensive car - and then learn to fly. Till then, stop driving, 'cos you are hopeless at it - and just walk.

Taken at Tampines Plaza. Submitted on 12 Sep 2006.

451. SDZ4904G

Contributed by ts:

The idiot driver of this Vios has been very inconsiderate - besides parking illegally on double yellow lines, he has cause a huge obstruction by blocking the road to a condo, not to mention being a road hazard! This case does not require just a fine - but a tow to the nearest impound!

And to mention in passing, the Merc (ER3113J) in front of the Vios, is also parked illegally (though he was not blocking the road - thus not a prime subject of this blog).

Taken at Geylang Lor 33 on 6 Sep 2006 at about 7:15pm.

450. SBZ9838E

Contributed by Andy:

Here's a nice overpriced Japanese car parked on 2 lots - in Geylang. Hey, what's a nice car like you doing in a place like this??!! And where's the idiot driving it? Doesn't he know how to parallel park?

Taken at Geylang Lor 39 on 12 Sep 2006 at about 4:40pm.

449. This post has been removed

This entry has been removed - as new information indicates the vehicle was there on official business and was not being an idiot.

My advice to the contributors - please assess the situation before taking photos as we should not cause embarrasment to drivers with valid reasons.

448. FZ4812P

Contributed by TKS:

This idiot parks as if was driving a car - but it's a bike. Wonder if the moron realises the difference between cars and bikes. The extra 2 wheels on a car is a dead giveaway.

Taken at NTU Carpark F on 12 Sep 2006.

447. FZ570M

Contributed by CC:

Not only are beemer car drivers parking like idiots - now the BMW bikers want to get into the act as well. Here's a moron thinking just because his bike is from BMW, he can park like a BMW car - what a dolt!

On a side note, the silver car on the right is also a borderline idiot, parking so close to the edge of his lot.

Submitted on 12 Sep 2006.

446. SFY4799A

Contributed by parchiao:

Ah, Suntec City - home of parking idiots. This idiot Wish driver will be soon wishing that he had not parked that way and got his photo on the web. How difficult is it to park properly on a single lot? And this moron parked this way at the peak hours at Suntec, when it is so difficult to find a parking spot - ought to be clamped! The car on the left was forced to park away - fortunately, he's no idiot as there was no other lot on the other side.

Taken at Suntec City on 7 Sep 2006 at about 2:00pm.

445. SFD2625S

Contributed by KS:

This must be an epidemic. Not long after the idiot Vios, here's another moron following in the tyre threads at the same place. Caught by another contributor - this Matrix idiot also is unable to park correctly. Is there a correlation between eating fast food and parking idiotically? Do the fats and cholestrol in the food replace what little grey matter there exists in these idiots brains?

Taken at Kallang MacDonald's Carpark on 11 Sep 2006.

444. SGK5251T

Contributed by junkie2807:

This Vios driver is an absolutely idiot and a lousy driver. Brand new car - SGK series, so the idiot, who obviously has no skill whatsoever in parking, just leaves his car half out of the parking lot. I wonder what's his excuse: "Duh... urgent. I just had to eat a Big Mac..."

Taken at Kallang MacDonald's Carpark on 11 Sep 2006 at about 5:40pm

443. SFG5150J

Contributed by ryan:

Here's a Chevvy who's idiot driver thinks that the white lines on parking lots are a guide for him to use to centre his car. Even so, he has still failed to centre the car. Even if you gave him a bus bay to park in, he'd probably fail even that. This kind of moron might as well just confisticate his car - he's doomed to failure.

Taken at Blk 806 Woodlands. Submitted on 11 Sep 2006.

442. FY3046X

Contributed by Daryl:

What a coincidence - another Harley Davidson. Looks like the Harleys are out in force to be number 1 in biking idiots as well. Sad... very sad.. I thought Harley riders in Singapore were a better educated lot than the biker gangs elsewhere.

Taken at Jurong East Entertainment Centre. Submitted on 11 Sep 2006.

441. SGD1155B

Contributed by shockwave:

What the...!!? Here's an SUV who's put the 4WD to good use to mount a kerb. So this nutcase thinks it's ok to park 2 wheels on double yellow lines, and the other 2 wheels on the pavement - all just inches away from a yellow box, whilst blocking the road and junction. The TP should just come and show him the error of his thoughts! What an idiot!

Taken at Upper Thomson Road. Submitted on 11 Sep 2006.

440. YL2445C

Contributed by MaxOnline:

Here is a truck parked on motorcycle lots. Cars are bad enough, but a truck??? A trucker with an inferiority complex. Probably got bullied by bikers on the expressway, and came here to hide and have a good cry.

Taken at Blk 423 Bedok Nth Ave 1. Submitted on 11 Sep 2006.

439. FY9032X

Contributed by emporer:

Idiot bikers again - this our first Harley Davidson - the more famous the bike, the bigger the moron. With so many dedicated bike lots available, this idiot chooses to deprive a car driver from his own lot. Inconsiderate fool - should walk instead of riding a bike!


Taken at Great World City on 2 Aug 2006.

438. SGB5586A

Contributed by DCG:

This idiot in Bishan has great opportunity to practice - what with 2 empty lots on either side of him - but the moron obviously is not skillful enough to park - I wonder if he can drive without getting into trouble as well? I doubt so.

Taken at Blk 253 Bishan St 22 on 9 Sep 2006.

437. SGF6703B

Contributed by Lekkie:

Another idiot at Jurong West - seems that parking idiots like to flock together. This one as moronic as the earlier Camry - does not have the skill to park head in - ends up taking up two lots. Go back to basic... start with bicycles first, before trying to drive.

Taken at Blk 650 Jurong West St 61. Submitted on 11 Sep 2006.

436. SFV8330H

Contributed by Lekkie:

This Camry idiot thinks his car is too big for a single lot - but actually, it's just his mind is too small to understand that he is being an absolutely inconsiderate jerk. Seems this moron does it every single day.

Taken at Blk 650 Jurong West St 61. Submitted on 11 Sep 2006.

435. SFL1904B

Contributed by UptownGal:

Looks like this P Plate idiot has not really qualified to drive even though he managed to get his license. Should exchange his bright yellow car for a bright yellow traffic cone.

Taken at The Trumps condo on 11 Sep 2006.

434. SDP1855L

Contributed by KH:

This foolish driver has a big car, but a small mind that does not know the difference between parking properly and parking like an idiot. He chose to be the idiot. Total jerk, prevented anyone else from parking in the next lot.

Taken at Changi Airport Terminal 1 on 10 Sep 2006.

433. SDU7492J

Contributed by st0ne:

This Camry idiot has come to Sentosa for action, and parking properly is the last thing on his mind. But if his skills in other "actions" are as bad as his parking, this loser is in for a sad time.

Taken at Sentosa on 8 Sep 2006, at about 2:20pm.

432. SDK1762Y

Contributed by sunboi:

Yet another Toyota on Motorcycle lots - looks like these Toyota idiots have an afinity for motorcycle lots. Perhaps they should really leave aside their cars, and start riding bikes instead. Then they can merrily go about parking on bike lots. This idiot probably trying to shade himself under the tree on the right. Hope some fruit or bird droppings fall on his paintwork! Fool!

Taken at Blk 25 Teck Whye Lane on 10 Sep 2006.

431. SFC6901Z

Contributed by Vinxsim:

This kind of parking is getting familiar. Usually by idiots in big cars. Totally clueless about parking. The way this idiot parked, he might as well have left the car outside the lot along the driveway of the carpark. Moron!

Taken at Golden Shoe Carpark 1. Submitted on 10 Sep 2006.

430. SCW27S

Contributed by Wassupman!:

I don't know what's the deal here. Was this Subaru involved in an accident that left his car up a kerb? Or is this his way of parking his car? Both scenarios smack of supreme idiocy. Driver probably breathing in too much exhaust fumes.

Taken at Upper Thomson Road on 10 Sep 2006 at about 1:30pm.

429. SDQ8800T

Contributed by Chin:

What a nice number plate. What a brainless moron. Morons and cars don't mix. Best if the moron stays at home, and scraps his car.

Taken at East Coast Park on 3 Sep 2006 at about 7:15pm.

428. SFK7534B

Contributed by Chin:

Yet another blockhead SUV driver, who is probably too short to peer over the steering wheel, and thus has no confidence to park nearer the wall, and naturally accepts being an idiot. There is no hope for this one - best to bring him behind the car and just shoot him.

Taken at Blk 689 Jurong West St 64. Submitted on 10 Sep 2006.

427. SGB4962D

Contributed by Mambo:

A Mazda idiot who had caused great inconvenience to other drivers searching for lots at this popular nightspot - real inconsiderate jerk. Contributor left a PI flyer on the car - hope the moron has enough brains to at least get on to the internet and see his photo here.

Taken at Gillman Village on 9 Sep 2006 at about 9:20pm.

426. SFV1853L

Contributed by WeeWee:

This idiot was observed to get out of the car, and just walk away without a care that his car was parked on 2 lots. Seems that Honda is also trying hard to get into the worst idiot drivers list after Toyota. This jerk also contributed to give all Honda drivers a bad name.

Taken at Blk 48 Bedok South Ave 3. Submitted on 10 Sep 2006.

425. SFQ6165H

Contributed by Unknown:

Getting to be a common sight - idiot Beemers. I am being forced to come to the conclusion that BMW invented the auto-parking computer because of necessity. BMW drivers are giving the marque a bad name - they are "parking-challenged". I think BMW will soon send a recall for all their cars to be fitted with this parking computer.

Taken at Blk 113 Bishan St 13. Submitted on 10 Sep 2006.

424. SDZ919R

Contributed by WCT:

This has got to be the idiot of the fortnight - a supremely selfish jerk. There is a perfectly good carpak with even poles to guide the moron to park properly - yet this idiot chooses to park outside and block at least 3 other cars. Selfish Merc driver - needs to be towed away.

Submitted on 9 Sep 2006.

423. SGA5488E

Contributed by NSS:

This has got to be the idiot of the week - how can anyone park so slanted even if they were driving half asleep. What kind of weirdo can park like this and just leave the car? There is no redemption for this moron except to scrap the car.

Taken at the open carpark next to the Japanese International School at Clementi Road on 8 Sep 2006.

422. SGH7255K

Contributed by wpho:

Yet another new Toyota Altis idiot. What's this with new car owners - have not got your licence yet? Driving and parking illegally? Or just plain morons? Whatever - just take public transport - and leave the driving to those who know how.

Taken at Amber Park Condominium on 9 Sep 2006.

421. SGH8807L

Contributed by Ray:

This moron is parked illegally, and blocking a whole lane during a busy period. Totally deserves to be fined by the traffic police. What, does he think he can park anywhere just because his car is new? Jerk!

Taken at Arab Street on 8 Sep 2006 at about 3pm.

420. SFC2583J

Contributed by MI:

Taken during a crowded Friday night, this picture shows a selfish idiot's Merc parked on two lots. This nut was probably drink driving and could not park straight - vying for the worst idiot competition between Beemers and Mercs.

Taken at Clarke Quay MSCP on 1 Sep 2006.

419. SHC2756D

Contributed by KoZinE:

Taxi driver! Idiot! This moron came out of his cab, admired his lousy parking and proceeded on his way - not caring if he was depriving someone else of a lot. Selfish lout!

Taken at Blk 557 Jurong West St 42. Submitted on 9 Sep 2006.

418. SDQ1454E

Contributed by KP:

Here's an idiot who must have come to Fort Canning for some hanky panky, and decided to try and hide on motorcycle lots. But missed our roving contributor, who got a few good shots!

Taken at Fort Canning. Submitted on 8 Sep 2006.

417. SGJ5203M

Contributed by Joel:

No carpark lot? No problem - just be an idiot and park on the pavement - it's ok to block everyone else, this idiot's new car is more important than the rest of the public. This is probably what this moron attends university for - to get a Bachelor in Selfishness (BS).

Taken at NUS, near the Science Canteen. Submitted on 8 Sep 2006.

416. SFW2221Z

Contributed by Blackwings:

This idiot must be driving a Mitsubishi Evo with lousy brakes... it's too fast to stop at the carpark lot. By the time the ABS kick in, it's already on the motorcycle lots. The reverse gear must also be faulty - as he is unable to reverse back to the car park lot. Someone should tow this car away to the scrap heap.

Taken at Dawson Place on 7 Sep 2006.

415. SFG689E

Contributed by SS:

This idiot in an Altis probably was too drunk on Coke to park properly. Such a big lot, and still unable to park within the designated lot.

Taken at F&N CocaCola Office on 7 Sep 2006.

414. SFX8559E

Contributed by Eeyore&PigPig:

Another Mitsubishi Lancer who is clueless about parking - does this idiot need guidepoles to park? If you cannot park... please... don't drive.

Taken at the basement carpark at Singapore Power House on 3 Sep 2006.

413. SDZ1042M & SBQ9847B

Contributed by AirPump:

These two idiots in red cars had very inconsiderately parked their cars at the airpump lots at a petrol kiosk. Other drivers who were waiting to pump air, and assuming that these two jerks were in the petrol kiosk's store and would arrive shortly, were made to wait a long time before finally giving up and having to find other petrol kiosks to get to an airpump.

Inconsiderate morons who deserve to get their tyres deflated wherever they park.

Taken at a Petrol Kiosk on Bedok South Ave 1 on 28 Aug 2006 at about 2:00pm.

412. SFG5215G

Contributed by kamflas:

What kind of moron parks like this? This dumbass in a Mitsubishi Lancer is under the delusion he's got an Evo and is too fast to park properly.

Taken at Corporation Place on 6 Sep 2006.

411. SFY4998S

Contributed by Sherlock:

I don't if there's a competition between BMW drivers and Mercedes drivers to be the worst parking idiots - but it looks like the Beemers are taking the lead - here's another moron who does not know how to park. He seriously should reapply for a driving refresher course.

To be fair to this idiot, the Odyssey on the left was also contributing to the BMW's foolishness - but still no excuses, the Beemer had another lot to the right in which to park properly, but was too stupid to.

Taken at Singapore General Hospital on 7 Sep 2006.

410. Contributed by RL:

If you can't park head in - don't be an idiot and pretend you can. This moron does not understand the basics of parking - and risks injuring his brand new car, if some irritated pick up driver or van driver decides to squeeze into the next lot anyway. Some people just need to learn the hard way.

SGJ2780H . Taken at Jurong West on 7 Sep 2006 at about 8:00am.

409. Contributed by CyberCam:

Here's a SUV who is either an undercover cop (well, his cover's blown for sure, now!) or an idiot with a death wish - parking on a "reserved for cop" lot, right in front of a Police Post - I mean, how dumb can one get? Any cop could just walk out and book this nut - well, I hope they did - for blocking the way of our boys in blue.

E8881U. Taken at Telok Blangah Neighborhood Police on 7 Sep 2006.

408. Contributed by Cyber Store:

Check out this truck - he's trying to camouflage himself under a tree. Erm.. dude, we can still see you parked like an idiot. This moron really choked up the whole pathway - how can anyone walk by except to make a detour around the truck onto the road. A definate danger to other vehicles and pedestrians - deserves a fine.

YL8743C. Taken at Flower Road on 9 Sep 2006 at about 11:30am.

407. Contributed by Cyber Store:

Back to naughty bikers - this one a foreign idiot, who thinks that in Singapore it's ok to park on carpark lots. Dude.. there's a huge difference between bikes and cars...

JGC9062. Taken at Lowland Road near Kovan MRT Stn on 9 Sep 2006 at about 11:00am.

406. Contributed by Crimebuster:

This is a classic Merc driven by a classic idiot - such a brightly lit carpark that my granny could park properly with one eye closed, but not this moron in a Merc. Should sell his car and buy a Kanchil if he cannot park this car.

EJ8188C. Taken at Great World City on 6 Sep 2006 at about 7:40pm.

405. Contributed by Benny:

Here's a Golf who's idiot driver probably has a golf ball for a brain. Not only has he not parked properly this time, seems that he's consistently doing this. And notice his front windscreen - no road tax label - hmm... the LTA should take a closer look, last time I heard it was an offence not to display a valid road tax label.

Well, we have given this idiot golfer a special PI label - hope he displays that proudly - 'cos he's really an idiot.

SGH8111K. Taken at Pepys Hill Condominium, Pasir Panjang. Submitted on 6 Sep 2006.

404. Contributed by MarvinJa:

Here's another puny car with grand illusions of being a Hummer. If the idiot driver wanted to pretend his car was a Hummer, he should have parked on the field behind - then he could have used the 4WD to great advantage. Moron!

SGH954Y. Taken at Tampines Stadium. Submitted on 6 Sep 2006.

403. Contributed by B C:

This moron was being super inconsiderate at a very busy carpark by taking up 2 lots, and with the rest of the carpark full. He should have parked his car in the sea. There's a lot of space there for him to park anyhow he pleases.

SGG8726S. Taken at East Coast Park near Fort Road. Submitted on 6 Sep 2006.

402. Contributed by Jump:

This inconsiderate idiot took up 2 lots to park his compact car - and prevented the contributor, who needed to make a delivery, from parking there. The contributor was able to "summon" teh moron with a PI flyer! Hope this jerk learns a lesson: please be considerate or you'll get embarrased on the internet - new car or not!

SGH9757R. Taken at Blk 180 Lompang Road at Bt Panjang on 5 Sep 2006.

401. Contributed by SK:

This idiot caused great inconvenience to a resident who was moving house. Because of this moron's parking, the resident could not park at the next lot - and was forced to park the moving truck several lots away and carry the furniture a longer distance. Another effect of inconsiderate parking. Someone should move this idiot's car to the junkyard and let him see how inconvenient it is to get it back.

SDH119C. Taken at Hougang Ave 8,. Submitted on 5 Sep 2006.

400. Contributed by CFW:

This is an idiot who's parked at a disability parking space without a valid label. Was he in some kind of medical emergency? Maybe to get a brain transplant - so that he does not do idiotic things like this again? We can only hope.

SBT2549S. Taken at Jurong East St 24, on 4 Sep 2006 at about 1:00pm.

399. Contributed by JL:

Here's a biker who thought he could hide in a quiet corner, but he forgot that his bike was too small for a car lot - should have looked for a more appropriate bike lot, eh!

FL6983P. Taken at Windsor Park basement carpark on 4 Sep 2006

398. Contributed by JL:

Who's a naughty boy, eh? Don't know how to park? How did you pass your drving test? Cheat??

SGF4971G. Taken at Windsor Park basement carpark on 4 Sep 2006

397. QKN1888

Contributed by Sherlock:

A rich and selfish idiot - being a foreigner does not excuse idiocy. This moron is obviously mentally challenged not to realise that parking on a disability parking space without a valid label is wrong.

Taken at Hotel Meritus Mandarin on 2 Sep 2006 at about 6:30pm

This idiot was caught twice in two days!


Contributed by SS:

This must be a rich hotel guest with no concern for the disabled. This photo was taken 1 day before the previous one, and the car had not been moved. So either the guy really is disabled without a valid label - or simply a rich lout.

Taken at Hotel Meritus Mandarin on 1 Sep 2006

396. Contributed by Annoy:

Here's a constant and incorrigible idiot. This moronic Mazda owner had been parking illegally without displaying parking coupons or season parking at this carpark for months (until he received a summon a few months back, before he finally got season parking). He had been constantly parking at this disability parking space. He even had had a flower pot thrown down on his car's roof once! Yet he continues to deprive the disabled from their rightful lot! What else can be done to teach him the error of his ways? I think perhaps a complimentary tow-away service would be in order!

SFN551G. Taken at Blk 824 Jurong West St 81. Submitted on 5 Sep 2006.

395. Contributed by GS:

A Mitsubishi Galant with a not so galant idiotic driver who has proven to be very poor at parallel parking. This poor sap does not understand that car park lots are designed for cars to be parked within a single lot and not spread across 2 lots.

SFG9151E. Taken at Nivan Road on 2 Sep 2006.

394. Contributed by Crimebuster:

This idiot Citroen driver wanted to take advantage of the shade and hide his car on motorcycle lots when there were sufficient car lots around. But I'll bet he'll be the first to curse if motorcyclists did the same to him and took up all the car lots, and left him the kerb to park on.

SDQ3110J. Taken at Clementi Ave 5 on 3 Sep 2006.

Contributed by RugRat:

This is not a usual Parking Idiot photo. This photo was taken to highlight the consequences of inconsiderate behaviour.

The actual disabled parking space was filled with discarded furniture by a bunch of real idiots. Therefore the actual disabled driver in the Honda CRV was unable to park at his designated lot, and was forced to park on a normal lot - where there was no space to manouevre his wheelchair.

I hope everyone takes this as a learning lesson to be mindful about courtesy and consideration.

Taken at East Coast Park, at Lagoon Food Centre on 4 Sep 2006.

393. Contributed by ParkingIdiotFan:

This poor idiot is afraid of the wall and decided to park far away from it to give the car washer better access to his shiny Vios. Some truck driver ought to park close to this Vios and teach its idiot driver that he should be more afraid of other drivers than carpark walls!

SFY4820X. Taken at Blk 633 Woodlands Ring Road MSCP. Submitted on 4 Sep 2006.

392. Contributed by Sam:

This idiot must have been in a big hurry to get some "action" in Geylang! Could not even bother to find a parking lot or a kerb - decided to leave his car in the middle of the road blocking another street by parking in front of a stop line! Must have been especially horny!!

SFM9948S. Taken at Geylang on 3 Sep 2006 at about 9:30pm.

391. Contributed by Ah Long:

Here is a selfish moron - he's parked at a car washing bay on a Sunday - idiot is oblivious to the rest of the drivers who wants to make use of the washing bay.

SBX3322B. Submitted on 4 Sep 2006.

390. Contributed by spinnee:

Yet another BMW.... these idiots never learn. I really wonder why so many beemer drivers are poor at parking.

SFW15R. Taken at Clementi in Nov 2005.

389. Contributed by bluesnail:

Yet another driver with an inferiority complex. Wants to hide his face by parking on motorcycle lots. Dude.. your car is too big to fit on a bike lot - we can still see it, moron.

SFP1625K. Taken at Yew Tee on 12 June 2006 at about 7:00am.

388. Contributed by AC:

With so many people already queuing for a carpark lot, this idiot beemer just brazenly parked occupying 2 lots. A lorry driver who wanted the other lot shouted at the beemer driver to move it and give some space. The fatso beemer driver got out of his car, ignored the lorry driver, and left the scene with his girlfriend, and went to the nearby kopitiam - leaving the car parked like this.

I hope the this moron is not a member of the BMW.SG club - gives the whole club a bad name if any of its members behaved like this.

SGD1853U. Taken at Blk 416 Bedok North Ave 2. Submitted on 4 Sep 2006.

387. Contributed by SD:

Big bully. Ugly driving attitude. Illegally parked on 4 car lots. Should get 4x summonses for being naughty.

YM2777P. Taken at Downtown East. Submitted on 5 Sep 2006.

386. Contributed by TheVigilante:

Here's black Honda VTI whose idiot owner seems to have time to zhng his car to look different from the rest but no time to park properly. Must be his grand-daddy's carpark - hope no flower pot drops from above onto his shiny bonnet.

SFL3431K. Taken at Hougang. Submitted on 24 June 2006.

385. Contributed by Alan & Xinxin:

A selfish idiot of a truck driver taking up 2 lots. Looks like the car on the left is also an idiot who's doing the same thing - too, bad it's not in the photo. But this truck driver obviously had space on the right to park properly, but being an idiot seems to be his calling in life.

GZ655R. Taken at Blk 924 Yishun Ave 1 on 2 September 2006.

Busy Week

I'm back with your latest daily fixes of parking idiots. I had to leave town for a few days.. things were getting too hot here. I'm back with more parking idiots. Yes... leave that Subutex alone... get your kicks with these idiots - and you can rant and rave about them here... that'll get you higher than any drug fix can.


Contributed by breslin6:

To kick off again, here's a parking idiot from Northern Ireland... yes, the land of the leprechauns and Riverdance. It shows an idiot who's probably quaffed too much Irish Whiskey when he took to the roads, begorra!


AEZ2110. Taken in Belfast, Northern Ireland on 20 Aug 2006 at about 2:15pm.

384. Contributed by X2718X:

Another Parking Idiot at the Singapore Expo - it's a wonder there were any lots at all available for normal drivers when there are so many idiots taking up 2 lots at this place.

SGH9040A. Taken at the Singapore Expo on 3 September 2006 at about 10:30am.

383. Contributed by Zirhk3355:

An idiot BMW driver sorely in need of a computerised auto-pilot for parking - this moron can't park properly by himself to save his life.

SDP7749X. Taken at the Esplanade. Submitted on 3 September 2006..

382. Contributed by EC:

2 idiots in a single file - this Civic and Altis hoping that nobody would notice that they have parked on motorcycle lots and decided their cars deserved to be parked more than bikers.

SGH1652L & SGF2840P. Taken at Dawson Place on 2 September 2006 at about 7:00pm.

381. Contributed by DY:

Another idiot in the same area. And I thought the Tanjong Pagar area was popular with the carpark attendants. This idiot has no clue about parking with his tail point out onto a busy road at a bend - just asking for trouble.

SDV6140B. Taken at Tanjong Pagar on 28 August 2006 at about 5:40pm.

380. Contributed by DY:

This Nissan Fairlady is neither being fair or being a lady by taking up 2 lots and inconveniencing others; at the same time, with the tail potruding onto the road - being a road hazard as well.

SDZ5084R. Taken at Tanjong Pagar on 28 August 2006 at about 5:30pm.

379. Contributed by Ah Pui:

This has to be the most selfish car driving idiot of the month. Not only did this moron park on a disability parking space, he had the nerve to actually occupy 2 of such lots! Even when the Expo authorities had placed cones to discourage illegal parking - this super inconsiderate jerk actually went and parked between the cones! What a selfish ass! A Class 1 Supreme Idiot!

SFR6246C. Taken at the Singapore Expo on 2 September 2006.

378. Contributed by Jeremy:

This idiot was spotted at the Singapore Indoor Stadium, when they were featuring the Kid Central Live! show. Presumably this idiot brought his kids to the carnival; however, he's setting a horrible example for his kids by showing them how to be idiots just like dad. Don't be surprised if in a few years, another bunch of idiots start driving - you can thank the driver of Hyundai SFQ5454E for it.

SFQ5454E. Taken at the Singapore Indoor Stadium on 1 September 2006 at about 3:00pm.

377. Contributed by HCH:

He is a Kia idiot who's encroached into the next lot, and now being squeezed in by another car on his driver's side. I wonder how he's getting back into his car. I hope the red car is not going to get dented or scratched by the Kia idiot. If he does, there's evidence in this photo to show the offending car!

SFF2539Y. Taken at Blk 109 Edgedale Plains MSCP on 2 September 2006 at about 3:30am.

376. Contributed by HCH:

I know many people say that parking at the Lido carpark is tough because the lots are small.
Granted this may be the case, if you choose to park head in, it's even tougher to park properly. And on a Sunday, when the carpark is fully crowded, and cars are queuing to park, anyone parking like this is being supremely inconsiderate, and a Class 1 Idiot.

Looking at this idiot van driver, when he had 2 lots to start with. Anyone else could have properly reversed in and parked correctly within a single lot - but not this idiot. He prefered being a jerk.

GR5691U. Taken at Lido carpark on 27 August 2006 at about 2:30pm.

375. Contributed by GEN2Freak:

Suntec City seems a favourite haunt of parking idiots. Here's a Merc driver who cheated on his driving test by pretending he could park.

SCZ83M. Taken at Suntec on 4 June 2006.

374. Contributed by GEN2Freak:

Idiot Honda driver at Changi... too much "fun" on his mind to park properly.

SGC6755S. Taken at Changi Village on 9 June 2006.

Contributed by morgan23:

I have received these links from a reader in the USA, who had been compiling photos of parking idiots in central Florida since 2005. He's got some good ones as well. Here's one hilarious parking style. I wonder how this idiot managed to do this.... the wonders of 4WD, I guess!!


The rests of the parking idiots can be seen here: Florida, USA:

371. This entry has been deleted - as new information indicating the vehicle belongs to a disabled driver has been raised, and thus having validity to park on a disability space. My sincere apologies to all concerned.

My advice to the driver - please display clearly any disability label to avoid future embarassment. Also, please do not park into other lots or motorcycle lots, and thereby inconvenience others - as others should not inconvenience you.

My advice to the contributors - please check carefully for any disability labels before proceeding to photograph any parking on disability parking spaces - as we should not cause embarrasment to drivers with valid parking labels.

372. Contributed by EC:

Another idiot driver in a compact car - these guys are really inconsiderate or really poor at parking. Such a large parking lot - and yet unable to keep it in the lot.

SFC4621U. Taken at Punggol Plaza, taken on 2 July 2006.

371. Contributed by JG:

Here's a reversal of roles... by an idiot on a motorcyle. He thinks he driving a car - the idiot has even parallel parked on a vertical car lot.

FU6016J. Taken at Blk 765A Bedok Reservoir View. Submitted on 31 August 2006.

Children's Cancer Foundation

The Parking Idiots blog is not all about teaching inconsiderate idiots the error of their ways. We would like to contribute to the community in other ways as well. One of these is to promote good causes. And a good cause that's coming up in a couple of days time is the:

Tulip Hearts Day 2006
organised by the Children's Cancer Foundation
It's a Drive-Thru Donation event, co-organised by the good people of the EuroVanClub.
To be held on Sunday 3 September 2006, 10am-5pm at
Kallang Carpark H (next to Diao Yu Tai Seafood Rest.)

Please go and donate generously, and assist some of these needy kids.

370. Contributed by blur007:

This clown needs 2 lots to park his tiny car - either he's lousy at parking or he's so huge, he needs a lot of space to get out of the car - or both.

SDY5600G. Taken at the Singapore Expo on 31 August 2006 at about 1:30pm.

The same car was caught on camera by another contributor at a different time and submitted. Initially I posted again under post #382 - but a sharp reader discovered the similarity and raised a comment. Thanks!! So I have decided to combine the 2 entries under the earlier post - to preserve the accuracy of the statistics.


Contributed by Pat:

Seems there were lots of parking idiots at the Singapore Expo for Comex 2006. Perhaps they should buy some of those new BMW computers that would park their cars properly for them - for they sure do not know how to park for themselves - as demonstrated by this idiot in a tiny Colt.

SDY5600G. Taken at the Singapore Expo. Submitted on 3 September 2006.

369. Contributed by AG:

OK - what's the deal here? No skills to park properly - so have to park slanting across 3 lots? Idiot - might as well have parked parallel, if going to use 3 lots anyway.

SFB6648K. Taken on 31 August 2006 at about 7:30pm.

368. Contributed by AT:

Rich selfish idiot - can afford a Lexus, but is not brought up properly to find a proper parking space. Prefers to inconvenience disabled people. Shame on you!

SDW5758X. Taken at Tiong Bahru Plaza on 28 August 2006.

367. Contributed by * _wasnt_.... SetH __ SyLvEsTeR[*]:

Another motorcylist wannabe - parking his Sunny on bike lots, and causing inconvenience to the bikers.

SFM5398E. Taken at Blk 430 Clementi Ave 3. Taken on 28 August 2006 at about 11:45pm.

366. Contributed by GEN2Freak:

2 idiot MPV drivers in one photo. Super class inconsiderate idiots - just parking like this - do they own the carpark or what.

SFG795G & SFW8263M. Taken at Mustaffa Shopping Centre, on 30 August 2006 at about 11:00pm.

365. Contributed by junkie2807:

A new Vios owner-idiot, who should return his car to the dealer till he learns to park correctly. It's a wonder if the next car driver does not hit the new car when trying to enter through the tight space due to this idiot's parking skills.

SGH6380M. Taken at Tampines St 11, on 17 July 2006 at about 9:00pm.

364. Contributed by junkie2807:

Yet another BMW. This idiot driver thinks it's pretty cool to block the down ramp of a carpark, and make other drivers swerve to avoid him. What a ninny - they ought to give him demerit points for this kind of parking.

SDJ9301Y. Taken at Blk 57 Chin Swee Road, on 9 July 2006 at about 2:30pm.

363. Contributed by junkie2807:

A idiot parker who is unable to reverse park properly, parking in to the next lot and causing the next car to park idiotically as well.

SDR3370U. Taken at Maxwell Food Centre, taken on 8 July 2006 at about 10:00pm.

362. Contributed by yuan:

A selfish and unskilled driver, unable to park in one lot - during peak lunch time when car park lots are scarce. Very inconsiderate idiot.

SFG4633P. Taken atNovena Ville carpark, on 30 August 2006 at about 1:00pm.

Contributed by Sophia:

Seems that we have fans from all over the world. This picture was taken in Cabo Frio, next to Rio de Janeiro, in Brazil.

In the foreground you can see a police car parked vertical across a kerb. Actually, I'm not sure he actually parked like that or he had an accident. If you look closely, you'll notice the cop's trouser leg is rumpled and pulled up - maybe he was in some kind of chase, and had to park his car in Starsky and Hutch style.

Anyway, thanks, Sophia for the photos, and hope everyone enjoys this one from Brazil.

Taken in Cabo Frio, Brazil in January 2006.