Saturday, May 20, 2006


253. Contributed by Malcolm:

Here is a sporty Skyline who's 2Fast2Idiotic to park properly. Looks like the driver needs retraining in driving skills.

Taken at Orchard Parade Hotel on 6 May 2006 at about 11:30am.

37 comments:

Darkside said...

Well well... looks like this driver live up to the title of Parking Idiot.
Idiot in chinese is 白痴, and if you look at his car no. It's 817.

8...1...7 sounds like 白痴.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

i hope his xenon can show u the light to how lame your 'darkside' is.

darkside said...

lai loh, show me loh

Anonymous said...

on second thoughts i think u no hope liao.. xenons wont do.

Darkside said...

then find other element to show me loh

Anonymous said...

wah. fun fun.. i like this blog man.. didnt know got ppl camp here and shoot here and there.. but alas i gotta go man.. lets leave the shooting for next time k? cya and take care ;)

darkside said...

didnt know got ppl camp here and shoot here and there

you also camp here and shoot me. LOL self pwn

Anonymous said...

Don't you people get it? This was done INTENTIONALLY to prevent people from parking next to his new ride. I mean, other than Parking Idiots, there is also another known species called Door Dweebs. This equally inconsiderate but lesser known group of turds open their doors with every ounce of strength for god-only-knows-what to dent the car, bike, concrete wall next to their parked cars. Only in Singapore...

Darkside said...

Don't you people get it? This was done INTENTIONALLY to prevent people from parking next to his new ride. I mean, other than Parking Idiots, there is also another known species called Door Dweebs. This equally inconsiderate but lesser known group of turds open their doors with every ounce of strength for god-only-knows-what to dent the car, bike, concrete wall next to their parked cars. Only in Singapore...

Not only in Singapore. Other countries also have. Trust me. I had experience.

But the driver also shouldn't park like this. This is selfish act. If scard ppl dent the car, then don buy a car. But is you want to own a car, this dents bound to happens.

Moreover, if you think others won't be able to dent the car by parking in this way, you are wrong again. Trust me. There are many ways to dent a car.

Anonymous said...

Don't get me wrong darkside... I'm not condoning his selfish act. Just want to raise awareness. =)

Anonymous said...

This asshole is a chow angmo.

He works for Independant Sports Marketing, the chow kuan company that contracted for labour and supplies during the F1 Powerboat event and then did not pay up. The story came out in the newspapers.

anti-garment said...

Then i think this is his company car so he dont care so much. This one got no choice got to comment, this is just pure laziness and the way he park can see he came from right, just do a 90 degree right turn into the car park and dont bother to align. Throwing sports car world face.. maybe he will be back awhile?

Anonymous said...

Dis is the first skyline in singapore, owned by the 'chao angmor'... Featured in hotstuff magazine that time...

Anonymous said...

u mean first new model of skyline?

Anonymous said...

"Don't you people get it? This was done INTENTIONALLY to prevent people from parking next to his new ride. I mean, other than Parking Idiots, there is also another known species called Door Dweebs. This equally inconsiderate but lesser known group of turds open their doors with every ounce of strength for god-only-knows-what to dent the car, bike, concrete wall next to their parked cars. Only in Singapore... "

Then should we all park like him cause we are also scared of the dents on our doors.

Anonymous said...

Chao angmo or bangladesh or char kway teow...all must still stick to same parking guideliness

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Parking Idiot said...

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zhuoluan said...

tsk tsk shame on e driver..

driver sporty car yet park like a shitty driver..

no link!!

tezza said...

poor skyline...
the owner has shit for brains.
Ok, lets break out the tools.
Remove tyres check
Replace with bricks check
Superglue in the keyholes check
Potato in the exhaust check
One round with the keys check

Anything else missing?

Anonymous said...

got. handcuff your own hands and pls bring yourself to the police to be jailed for vandalism ;)

Eugene said...

Skyline big deal.
Next time I use a tank to flatten it.

Anonymous said...

Hello there, i was alerted by a friend that one of my vehicle is featured in your blogsite. I am hoping that you'd take it down out of courtesy and the inconvenience i've caused is sincerely regrettable. Due to time constraints, i could not go through the contents of your blogsite in details and make the arrangements through legal procedures but a follow-up session will be stipulated. thank you.

D.Williams

Anonymous said...

legal procedures? u gonna press charges against the blog owner? can enlighten us how u gonna go abt this case?

Anonymous said...

woohoo.. press charges.. pls do it D. willams ;)

Anonymous said...

Eugene said...
Skyline big deal.
Next time I use a tank to flatten it.


u think your tank faster or the skyline faster? and wat makes u think u can drive a tank in sg roads?

Anonymous said...

those who park these ways feel they arent at fault, i myself is a lousy parallel parker, i normally dun get into the parallel lot after 1 or 2 tries, but tat doesnt stop me from going in and out of the lot 3 to 4 times juz to make sure i'm in that lot coz i dun wan to be a road hazzard, pple by the road laugh @ me for my lousy skills, however, i feel i'm better than those borderline cases tat doesnt give a damn

annoymous said...

well said ... how do you get better without practice ... i admire ur spirit ...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
those who park these ways feel they arent at fault, i myself is a lousy parallel parker, i normally dun get into the parallel lot after 1 or 2 tries, but tat doesnt stop me from going in and out of the lot 3 to 4 times juz to make sure i'm in that lot coz i dun wan to be a road hazzard, pple by the road laugh @ me for my lousy skills, however, i feel i'm better than those borderline cases tat doesnt give a damn
9:45 AM



Agree with the blogger above. Me too not so Fantastic in parallel parking but will try a few times until it get in properly.Seen people looking & giggling but well me just dont bother as long I park properly lah.Like what we always say " PRACTISE MAKES PERFECT "

annoymous said...

who is d williams? the alleged driver of the skyline? or someone trying to fake identity again?

Anonymous said...

Squeeze in with my old van beside him. He'll not be able to open the driver side door. Better still, he can't reverse without damaging his side mirror, ultimate.

Anonymous said...

'D. Williams': "one of my vehicle"

apa? he got more than one car??

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Anonymous said...

hahahahaha. like that one darkside,ya man his number plate really sounds like an idiot.hahaha.

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crappyoldmama said...

hello! Singapore is so small that a 'pi sai' (nose shit) can cover it... parking lot is scarce here... and looking thru all these i realise most of the drivers have nice license plate numbers...

if you are so freaking rich (pea-brain idiot) buy and reserve 2 lots (cos' 1 is apparently not enough) every where in Singapore and you can park as you please!