Sunday, April 09, 2006


087. Contributed by Bona Fides:

SUV... again... Losing respect for SUV drivers here. Are all SUV drivers inept at parking? Or are the Parking Idiot SUVs like this one just a minority? Can the SUV drivers out there comment? This one received a Parking Idiot label by the contributor.

Taken at Goldenshoe Carpark at Market Street on 6 April 2006 at about 9:15am

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

to be fair, SUV's are kinda big, harder to park... but SUV buyers know that going in...

so if they don't bother to take the time to park properly... or just can't do it, go buy a smaller car...

being branded a parking stupid idiot is well deserved...

Anonymous said...

.. and it's not funny when the empty lot next to the SUV is a prime spot right in front of the lift lobby and one is running late for work..

Mockingbird said...

Yup SUV drivers seem rather anal don't they? They want to buy their big-ass car to show off but they can't be bothered to park it properly ;p

Anonymous said...

Actually it is because they cannot park at all. That's why they get a SUV, thinking that others will be afraid of them. tsk...tsk.

Anonymous said...

time to lobby for a retest for parking skills at the bloody circuit...

Anonymous said...

Hey Michael, well said!!!
The big ass idiots are so f**king inconsiderate. Not only they want to show off their "Cheapo Big Car" and also their lousy parking skills. All these asses should be fined heavily to educate them. Kindly call 1800-2721409 for HDB enforcement officers (by the way I don't like them but for the sake of everyone else we have to be friendly to them). Its toll-free so call them my good people.
This method really works as I applied this to those parking idiots around my estate and now they are very obedient now.
Ha Ha .......

Mockingbird said...

To Tee: I don't think the Volvo XC90 is a cheapo car :) I guess only the Korean SUVs like Hyundai Tucson and Kia Sportage can be considered cheapo. An SUV like the Porshce Cayenne is definitely not cheapo. Ha, ha, ha... :D

Anonymous said...

Michael, you have a point about SUV drivers wanting to 'show off' their cars. Could that be the reason why they "deliberately" park them badly - so people will notice them? Will posting photos of the offending vehicles on this blogsite boost their drivers' ego and give them even greater publicity? Is this blogsite perversely and indirectly encouraging idiotic parking?

Parking Idiot said...

b.f. - you are right... we should also make them famous by calling the various parking offence hotlines when these cars "seek" attention - so that the authorities can come and admire the cars..... and summon them.

Mockingbird said...

To b.f.: You've got a great point pal. These SUV drivers may really crave for all these attention afterall ;p Afterall, if they can afford such cars, whatever fines that can be imposed on them for improper parking would probably be a slap on their wrists ;p